1. Never feed your eighteen month old baby peas and carrots on the carpet because when you do and he decides to throw them and they get smushed into carpet by your four year old that is running around making obnoxious noises, that orange color doesn't come out.
2. Don't tell your four year old child that he needs to quit doing XY&Z because he's going to cause mommy to have a mental breakdown because you will get questions like "Mom, is your head going to explode? And if it does, will you grow another one?"
3. Never trust your parents wretched chihuahua to come inside, even after it's been outside for FOUR HOURS because when you do, it will shit on your carpet.
And last but not least...
4. No matter how old you are (even if you are a 27 year old married woman with a child-- E-SIL) you apparently don't have to act like an adult or use your manner so as not to offend your family members.
2. Don't tell your four year old child that he needs to quit doing XY&Z because he's going to cause mommy to have a mental breakdown because you will get questions like "Mom, is your head going to explode? And if it does, will you grow another one?"
3. Never trust your parents wretched chihuahua to come inside, even after it's been outside for FOUR HOURS because when you do, it will shit on your carpet.
And last but not least...
4. No matter how old you are (even if you are a 27 year old married woman with a child-- E-SIL) you apparently don't have to act like an adult or use your manner so as not to offend your family members.
6 Comments:
Hehehehe... well, at least you can say you learned something new! Blech.
You should have told him it would explode... I just want to know what his reaction would have been, though. I'm evil :-D
Sorry about the SIL, but no, your head won't explode. If it would, mine would have done so long ago. Love ya!
I'm going to have to watch that head exploding comment. I say that all the time!
Too funny on the dog. Mine does that same thing...weirdo.
Very nice site! » » »
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